Joe Moxie® In Alcohol’s Defense I Do Stupid Shit When Sober Too Hoodie

Bold, brutally honest, and unapologetically funny - this Joe Moxie tee is for the guy who refuses to blame the bottle for his legendary bad decisions. Featuring the unapologetic statement “In Alcohol’s Defense I Do Stupid Shit When Sober Too,” this design delivers raw humor with classic Joe Moxie swagger.

Perfect for nights out, dive-bar wisdom, questionable adventures, and the kind of stories that start with “you’re not going to believe this…”. It’s a conversation starter, a truth bomb, and a badge of honor for anyone who lives life full throttle - with or without a buzz.

Crafted for comfort and attitude, this tee pairs effortlessly with denim, confidence, and a reckless sense of fun.

Joe Moxie - because sometimes the chaos is just who you are.

Forever Moxie® products all have one thing in common: Each individual item is made from love one at a time from a small start up here outside of Orlando, Fla.

As always, we appreciate and thank you for your purchase!

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