Joe Moxie® Women Remember Things That Haven’t Happened Yet Hoodie

This tee is for the man who’s already defending himself from next Tuesday’s argument - calm, collected, and slightly amused.

“Women Remember Things That Haven’t Happened Yet” isn’t bitter, it’s observational. It’s that smirk across the kitchen table when you realize you’re being held accountable for a future crime you didn’t know you were planning.

Soft, comfortable, and built for men who can take a joke (and apparently a sentence in advance), this one’s pure Joe Moxie energy - confident, unshaken, and always one step behind tomorrow’s memory.

Forever Moxie® products all have one thing in common: Each individual item is made from love one at a time from a small start up here outside of Orlando, Fla.

As always, we appreciate and thank you for your purchase!

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