Joe Moxie® I Was In The Pool Shrinkage Hoodie

A hilarious nod to one of the most legendary awkward-guy moments in sitcom history, this Joe Moxie hoodie brings classic comedy energy with unapologetic dude humor.

Featuring bold, cheeky text “I Was In The Pool”, the design channels the unforgettable shrinkage panic made famous by Seinfeld and its neurotic icon George Costanza.

Perfect for guys who appreciate vintage TV references, locker-room humor, and self-deprecating confidence, this hoodie delivers laughs before you even say a word. Whether you’re chilling with friends, hitting a casual night out, or just embracing your inner legend of unfortunate timing, this piece makes it clear - excuses are funnier when they’re iconic.

Soft, comfortable, and built with Joe Moxie’s signature irreverent attitude, it’s the ultimate conversation starter for fans of classic comedy and bold personality.

Vibe: Classic sitcom humor • Self-aware confidence • Locker-room comedy energy • Instant nostalgia laughs

Forever Moxie® products all have one thing in common: Each individual item is made from love one at a time from a small start up here outside of Orlando, Fla.

As always, we appreciate and thank you for your purchase!

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RETURNS
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